Dreaming of iPhones and NPH

Neil Patrick HarrisI dreamed that I worked at Best Buy corporate headquarters, which was stationed in the back of a Best Buy store in a strip mall somewhere in Bellingham. (Who knew, right?) The exit had a security hallway that required submerging yourself in a deep semi-circle of liquid and swimming to the outside world.

When I got to the other side, I was pissed to discover my iPhone had shorted out. Then I realized my iPhone was really a Gameboy, and I didn’t feel so bad.

It never occurred to me to question why we have a security moat at a technology company. Or, at least, why we weren’t issued waterproof iPhones.

But the best thing? One of my co-workers at Best Buy was Neil Patrick Harris.

Wouldn’t you swim through a security moat to work with NPH?

Yeah, that’s what I figured.